Eid Mubarak Sms

May the angels Protect you
May the sorrows forget you
May the goodness surround you
May Allah Bless you

Eid Mubarak ho

Sardar Sms

Sardar and his wife applied in court for Divorce
Judge: How will you divide, you have 3 kids.
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Sardar:ok, we should next year !

Frindship Sms

A good friend is like a Fragrance
When you remind of it
It makes you happy and feel good
And you are my good friend

Frindship Sms

True Friends are like Diamond
They are real and rare
And everyone want it

False Friends are like sand and dust
They are scattered everywhere
And everyone hate it.

Your are my diamond, Take cares of yourself

"HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY"

Valentine's day is day of Love
When roses blossom
When leaves shine with dew drops
When birds sing songs
When my hearts is satisfied
That there is someone like you who cares about me
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"HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY"

Eid Mubarak Sms

Wishing you and your family "EID MUBARAK" from the core of my heart and a humble pray that EID may be filled with all joys, happiness and colours. Have all your dreams fulfilled on this Eid and your heart be filled with love, nice feelings and emotions, Ameen
"EID MUBARAK"

Sardar Sms

Sardar was painting his room
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Us ne Chat ko paint karkay
Diwaron par likha
"SAME AS ABOVE"

Love Sms

Faith makes every thing Possible in Life
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And
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Love makes everything beautiful around
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I wish and Pray both remain in your life forever

What does a Friend mean?

What does a Friend mean?
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FRIEND Stands for
F: Forever with you
R: Remembers you in his prays
I: Increase you Joys
E: Enters into your heart
N: Never hurts you
D: Decrease you sorrows
I am proud my dear "friend"

Frindship Sms

Heart has 4 chambers
1 Chamber for God
1 Chamber for Papa
1 Chamber for Mom
1 Chamber for Love
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,
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No chamber for Friends
Because Friends are heart-beats
And Life is due to these heart-beats

Sardar sms

Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia
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Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?
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Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon

Funny sms

unke gali se hum guzray, ajeeb ittefaq tha

phool to unhonay pheka magar
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gamla bhe sath tha.

Gud Morning Sms

SardarSms

Sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha
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Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai?
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Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai kahen pait mai na chali jaye

joke

Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person"
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Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail"

Eid Mubarak Images

Eid Mubarak

Gud Evening

Frindship Sms

Love is like a missed-call
It stops before you catch it
But Friendship is like an "SMS"
It comes to you inbox and stay
Whenever you read it
It makes you happy
and this stay in your inbox until you delete it
Respect you friends

"I Love You"

Thanks for all your love and emotions that accompanied me in my hard times and made me stronger enough to handle the difficulties. You will be always in my heart and mind. Never Forget me.
"I love you"

Friendship Sms

Friendship is like a string, when it breaks, it may be tied again but a knot comes there at the joint. So be careful about your friends and never try to break your friendship because it may be made again but there will be bad impression of break is left in the string of Friendship.

"HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY"

Thanks for all your love and emotions that accompanied me in my hard times and made me stronger enough to handle the difficulties. You will be always in my heart and mind. Never Forget me. .
"HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY"

Sardar sms

Sardar to Son: Ja Puttar ek glass pani le ke aa
Son: Sorry abba mai nahi ja sakda
2nd Son: Abba ae te hai e chawal, to aap le ke aa

Sardar sms

Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha "EID MUBARAK"
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Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
"KHAIR MUBARAK"

Sardar sms

Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
"Mun mai pani ana"
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Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia

Eid Muabarak Images

Eid Mubarak Sms

Look Outside
Its So Pleasant!
Sun Smiling For You
Trees Dancing For You
Birds Singing For You
Because I Requested Them All To Wish You
**..*EID MUBARAK*.

hahahahha

Eid Mubarak Images

Eid Mubarak Sms

Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice,
 and commitment to Allahs orders,
May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life,
and help all amongstus,
who r helpless,worried,
and waiting for his rehmat, Ameen. EidMubarak.

Funny Pictures

Poetry

Zindagi ek chahat ka silsila hai
Koi mel gia tu koi bechar gia
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Jissy manga ta duawon mai
Wo kesi owr ko bina mangy mel gia

Funny Jokes

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas

Pathan sms

 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

Eid Mubarak

Kitni Mushkil Se Asmaan Pe aata hai nazar Eid ka Chaand
Ke Chaand Ne Andaaz Tumhara Seekha Hai
Eid Mubarak !!!

I can kiss u

Boy: I can kiss u without touching U
Girl: U cant
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Boy:Laggi shart 20,20 ki?
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Girl: OK
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Boy kissed her
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Girl: U touched me
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Boy: Oay khapp na paa... ay lay 20 rupay

Sardinia Ki Sham Thi

 Sardinia Ki Sham Thi
Us Ne Mere Haath Pe Haath Rakh Ke Kaha
'Garam Haat Wafa Walon k Hote Hain..'

Main Ne Hans Kar Kaha....
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"kamine bukhar hai mujhe"

Eid Mubarak

Shadi mai Khana Khane k Asool

Kisi Shadi mai Khana Khane k 2 Asool:

Rule No.1

Pehli baar is tarha khao k doosri baar mily ga nahi....

Rule No.2

Doosri baar is trha khao k Pehli baar mila hi nahi...

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

Today I closed you in my heart and locked my heart
And threw its key into ocean so that you may stay in
My heart for always and no one can take you away
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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

If Love is Water

If Love is Water
I will give you rivers and oceans
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If Love is Space
I will give you the whole Universe
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If heat is your Love
I wish the Sun beside me

Gaqir kidhar hai???

1 Bacha Apni Mom Se:

Mom 10 Rupey Dena Bahar Faqir Ko Denay Hein

Mom:
Kidhar Hai Faqir..?

Bacha:
Bechara Bahir Khara Kulfian Bech Raha Hai.

"HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY"

Valentine's day is day for LOVE
And Love is a reason to Live
And you are my that reason to Live
"HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY"

''Understanding Love"

"Understanding Love"
The are many people who cry
When you die
Which shows relation
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But there is one who dies
When you cry
Which shows LOVE

I Love You

I LOVE YOU.
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K Spellings theek hain k nahe??
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sirf ye confirm krna tha
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log pta nahi kia smj lety hain

Funny jokes

Larki ki diary ka 1 page:
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Ishq aik phool hai jis ka beej dard aur iski zameen almiyaa hai.. Jab tak is sar-zameen par na-kaami ki barish na ho na beej phootta hai, na zameen baar-aawar ho kar fassal deti hai.. Ishq ki mairaaj khud-faramoshi hi se haasil ho sakti hay
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10 SAAL BAAD:
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Diary ka 1 aur page:
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Gobhi 1 kilo
Tematar adha kilo
Dhobi ka bill
Bachchon ki fees
Sink ki jaali
Mortein (Cockroach wala)
Eina k pamper
Panadol (2 packet)
Saas ko call
Nasreen khala ko birthday wish
2 burger (anday wale)
Blue band
20 rupe ka easy load
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Haye Re Shaddii..!!

Choti Choti Cheezein

Kabhi Kabhi Choti Choti Cheezein Bhi Bohat Takleef Deti Hain... faraz



Agar Meri Baat Par Yaqeen Nahi To...




Sui Par Beth Kar Dekho.

Computer se jang

1 Pakistani dosre se: Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???

2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain na...

1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay.

2nd: Woh kese???

1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau???

"HAPPY VALENTINES DAY"

Hai teri inayat tujh se meli hai
Honton pe mere hansi jo khili hai
Use mera chehra chupa bhi na paye
Tujhe pa ke hasil howi jo khushi hai
Koi bhi esa lamha nahi hai
Jis mai mere tu hota nahi hai
"HAPPY VALENTINES DAY"

"HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY"

Meeting you was a chance
To be your friend was my luck
But falling in love with you was
Absolutely out of my control
"HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY"